Oh, yes, the True™ Conservative®. You know the one. If you don't worship the same politicians and never-was writers, if you don't buy the same lines, if you don't subscribe to the same conspiracies, you're not a genuine down-the-line T™ C®. Of course, when two T™ C®'s argue, flinging the word RINO around the room like a monkey flings its own lawrenceauster, there's likely to be an explosion the likes of which hasn't been seen since 1945.
But at least Steyn does a little more with his time than merely live in New Hampshire.