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To: aculeus

A horse walks into a bar...

Bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"


61 posted on 06/12/2006 9:57:27 AM PDT by cowtowney
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To: cowtowney
As a vet, I hear these jokes all of the time. Here's my favorite:
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis? Still no f@#$!ng eye deer.

96 posted on 06/12/2006 10:16:31 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: cowtowney

A horse walks into a bar...

Bartender says "Hey, didn't you serve in Viet NaM?".


230 posted on 06/12/2006 2:02:38 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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