[Lancey Howard]

BUMP!!

[Robwin]

Funny, funny stuff folks. Thanks to all. Here are 2 of my favorites:

This fellow comes into the psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head.
Psychiatrist:"Yes, may I help you|?"
Duck:"Yeah, doc, can you get this guy off my ass?"

Young Indian boy to his grandfather, the leader of the tribe:
"Grandfather, one of your duties is to name all the babies when they are born. Just how do you decide the name?"

Grandfather:"Beloved grandson, I listen to the Spirit. I observe the sky, the earth, and the weather. After a short period of meditation, I open my eyes and name the child after the first thing I see. But why do you ask, Two Dogs F*****g?"