In a fit of rage Lorena Bobbit dismembers her husband, then with member in hand storms out of the house, jumps in her car, and drives off in a huff. When she reaches the highway she rolls down her window and tosses her husband's member out. Coming down the road in the opposite direction are two little old ladies in a Studebaker. The member strikes their windshield, and sticks for a moment before rolling off.
In the Studebaker Mabel's mouth drops and she turns, stunned, and says to the driver: "Goodness sakes, Maude! Did you see the size of the schlong on that bug?"