Four Nuns have a nasty car wreck and arrive at St. Peter's gate:
St. Peter to first Nun: You must confess your sins before entering.
First Nun: I touched a man in lust once.
St. Peter: Dip that finger in the holly water and proceed on.
Second Nun: I fondled a man once.
St. Peter: Dip that hand in the holly water and proceed.
Fourth Nun: Excuse me St. Peter, may I gargle in that water before Sister Mary sits in it?
What is holly water?