This dummy sure does pick crappy vacation spots.
He does a weekly six-hour (that's six hour) TV show during which he just spews the entire time. Two weeks ago he was in Bolivia, where he donned an inca serape and one of those pointed wool hats with ear flaps that stupd american hippy college kids wear. Based on his appearance, according to some of my Venezuelan friends, he has a new nickname - President Condom. Apparently he became enraged when he heard people calling him that.