You don't need a conductor. You just need to show up at the fiddle festival to play with other fiddlers who share the same goal.
The goal of both is to defeat the American war effort. The terrorists play their fiddle by planting IED's and murdering civilians and the liberal news media plays their fiddle by acting as their force multipliers by portrayinmg the war effort to the American Home Front in the worst possible light.
It's an extremely easy tune to follow.
Terrorist atrocity: Ignore.
Misconduct by American forces: Equivalent to Nazi Germany.
Total defeat of the Iraqi Army: Yawn.
Almost ten times less American deaths in the entire Iraq War than American deaths in the Battle of the Bulge alone: Military catastrophe.
You can follow that tune with a kazoo.