"As much as I'd like to believe they're leading the swinging lifestyle of their youth, it just strains the imagination at this stage of the game."
LOL this just made my day :)
There was a time in my youth when barmaids and models rained down from the sky upon me. Scotch flowed like wine. And sleep was for wimps.
Today, I look at those same types of girls and they just look, well, tiring. Like an exercise bicycle.