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To: Fzob; bboop; madprof98; WideGlide; xcamel; Jackknife; NativeNewYorker; Madstrider; Popman; ...
"in a sudden rush of passion, I failed to insert my diaphragm."

Oh you people are just so insensitive. Can there be any doubt in your minds that President Bush is at fault because he didn't insert her diaphragm for her, or at least, send a personal representative from the White House to do it? It is simply scandalous how far the Republicans will go to do things that complicate the lives of such decent and caring people like this ditz. Well, I guess that is what illegal aliens are for, inserting diaphragms into citizens who won't do it for themselves.

25 posted on 06/04/2006 5:59:57 AM PDT by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: Enterprise

I see a new government agency here! Yeehah!
(Also, eeeewwwww....)


33 posted on 06/04/2006 6:05:13 AM PDT by carmenbmw (My cats name is Mean. He earned it.)
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To: Enterprise

Why, oh, why was there no beverage warning on this post???
(mops coffee off monitor screen furiously)

Seriously though, this woman is a dunderhead and I'm trying very hard to be a Christian here and not wish awful things to happen to her and her husband. >:-(


61 posted on 06/04/2006 6:38:15 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX)
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To: Enterprise
Well, I guess that is what illegal aliens are for, inserting diaphragms into citizens who won't do it for themselves.

LOL!!!

154 posted on 06/04/2006 10:57:44 AM PDT by It's me
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