Thanks for the link.
From the story:
"Cluck" reported the cosmic ray counter, "cluck-brrrp-cluck."
I remember laughing at that one line and re-reading it just for the fun of it.
Also the pseudo-lib dialog about how maybe a snarl-like expression isn't a snarl. (pseudo-lib because liberal is a hijacked word like gay).
I have another 12 hour workday coming up so I won't be answering for a bit.