> They should send a team of big ol' guys to his room...
Sadly, that would be illegal due to "squatters rights." However... I've gotta wonder why...
A) ... is the power to his room still on?
B) ... is the water to his room still on?
C) ... haven't they blocked up his window from the outside?
D) ... haven't they installed speakers on the walls of the rooms surrounding his, broadcasting *really* annoying sound?
E) ... do they allow food deliveries?
F) ... don't they jack up the heat to his room?
G) ... don't they let a rabid badger or an annoyed skunk into his room?
H) ... don't they set up a food cart down the hall wafting the smell of *really* *good* food his way?
Starve him out. Dehydrate him. Cook him. Sleep-deprive him. Convince him to leave under his own power, and lock the door behind him. Yes, the room will be a filthy horrible sty at the end... but he will himself be in misery, and you'll ahve your hotel back. And it'll be a good object lesson.
Maybe they should send Susan Estrich to his room to give him a pep talk for 3 consecutive days.
If memory serves, Holiday Inn would get charged with illegal eviction if it did any of those things. Squatters have better rights than those of us paying property taxes.
It'd be illegal. They can't harass him out.