LOL! Sounds like something from a show called "Jackass Stunts Gone Terribly Wrong".
My buddy used to joke about shooting a grizzly bear at the end of the summer feeding season (when they're nice and fat) with a high velocity, highly frangible varmint round, and blowing a popcorn bowl sized wad of fat out of his belly.
One thing's for sure after you did that. He'd make up the lost calories with from the shooter's bone marrow.
lol
He better shoot his buddy in the knee so he can make an escape.