Maybe a good little hall monitor like you.
People who think these types of laws "don't affect anyone else" are idiots. When we all have to pay for your stupidity - then it does affect us all.
We have a government to enforce societal rules, so the rest of us don't have to.
Do you believe we might not need a "good little hall monitor" to stop people from murdering each other? Or from stealing from each other? Or from burning each other's house down?
Or should maybe the government do the job.
Isn't that why it exists?
Or maybe you are one of these people who think the "evil government" should not do any of these things?
If so, I bet you'd change your tune if your house was on fire and you wanted the fire department to come and put it out.