[Wormwood]

My problem is that modern conservatism is far too willing to bow to authority, thereby alienating most good rock music

That being the case, I would humbly nominate Devo's "Beautiful World" as the only appropriate conservative 'anthem'.

[stillonaroll]

...I would humbly nominate Devo's "Beautiful World" as the only appropriate conservative 'anthem'.

Hmmmmm. You might also like their “Freedom of Choice” then: "a dog had two bones...sniffed one, licked the other, he ran in circles, he dropped dead.”