[SauronOfMordor]

You know what? I want a child. I'm single. I'm hereby putting an ad on FR.com to all the single, good looking, athletic guys out there. If you are looking to pass on your genetics, contact me. Love not be necessary, only a nice face, body and smile- and good stamina. Viagra can be provided if necessary.

Matrimony: optional. If so, you must be able to mud drywall, change oil, cool good BBQ, and change poopy diapers.

Alternate ad: "Wanted: a man who is willing to be a good father and husband, and in the process put up with me and love me. Looks and athleticism are a distant secondary concern"

Face it: after 20 years, looks will probably be on the way out, along with his hairline, while the pot belly emerges. Character will remain

[rintense]

Good post. I'd like to add that as an addendum to mine.