I didn't realize that was a front-page article! So, what, there's absolutely nothing going on in Chicago right now, so they have to run stories from New York state?
It's been years (decades, really) since I've actually looked at a liberal paper as anything other than satire. Why would anyone read anything that lame if they're not stranded on an island or something?
News flash: It's the 21st Century; there are options now. It's hard to believe that only a few tens of thousands of people leave behind liberal media in an average day. What's up with the rest of those losers? When somebody switches, it's not like he's changing a belief or anything; it's more like he's waking up.
To confirm my suspicions of the MSM. Oh, and to make fun of it, too.