[puroresu]

Brown's defenders are this year's version of Natalie Maines.

COUNTRY MUSIC FANS: Hey Natalie! Your statements overseas were stupid, so we aren't gonna give you our money anymore!

NATALIE MAINES: Freedom of speech! Freedom of speech! You're trampling on my freedom of speech!

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CHRISTIANS: Dan Brown's story is anti-Christian propaganda masquerading as popular fiction. Hopefully people won't go see this schlock and be misled by it.

LIBERALS & POLITICALLY CORRECT CONSERVATIVES (PC-Cons): You people are as bad as the Nazis, the Taliban, or the Iranian Ayatollahs!

[Always Right]

LIBERALS & POLITICALLY CORRECT CONSERVATIVES (PC-Cons):

Yeah, PC-cons is a nicer term than I would use though. There are some who would like to exterminate all signs of Christianity out of the conservative movement.