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1 posted on 05/20/2006 1:38:46 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver
I hope Clinton wriggles his own butt to stop global warming.

(Denny Crane: "Every one should carry a gun strapped to their waist. We need more - not less guns.")

2 posted on 05/20/2006 1:40:01 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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Well, he and Al E. Gore could start by shutting their mouths and inserting their rectal recycling tubes to serve as an example for the rest of us.


3 posted on 05/20/2006 1:40:07 PM PDT by LA Conservative (Al Gore in 2008 - The gift that keeps on giving)
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Clinton needs to keep off other people's butts.


4 posted on 05/20/2006 1:41:14 PM PDT by TommyDale (North Carolina looks forward to the disbarring of Mike Nifong.)
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To: Sub-Driver

That's an understatement.


5 posted on 05/20/2006 1:41:32 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Knights of Columbus martyrs of Mexico, pray for us! Viva Cristo Rey!)
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Monica's butt against anything will warm it.


6 posted on 05/20/2006 1:42:45 PM PDT by bmwcyle (We got permits, yes we DO! We got permits, how 'bout YOU?;))
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Can Clinton string together 3 sentences without using the word "profound"?
7 posted on 05/20/2006 1:44:55 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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Right... Clinton should be sitting on his butt in a jail somewhere sharing a cell with the Beast.


8 posted on 05/20/2006 1:45:10 PM PDT by freekitty
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To: Sub-Driver

U. N. Ambassador of Junk Science. He can travel the world on America's behalf, and quietly get laid in every port.


9 posted on 05/20/2006 1:49:29 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.))
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"It's the only thing we face today that has the power to remove the preconditions of civilized society," he said.

Unlike terrorists with atom bombs?

Somehow, civilizations have risen and fallen in cold and warm climes. Climate might remove the conditions for a rich society, but says nothing about it being civilized or not.

10 posted on 05/20/2006 1:49:48 PM PDT by slowhandluke (It's hard work to be cynical enough in this age)
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""Climate change is more remote than terror but a more profound threat to the future of the children and the grandchildren and the great-grandchildrenI hope all of you have," Clinton said. "

What a load of BS.

11 posted on 05/20/2006 1:51:11 PM PDT by No Blue States
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Yo, BJ! The nation has more important worries.


12 posted on 05/20/2006 1:54:31 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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"Climate change is more remote than terror but a more profound threat to the future of the children and the grandchildren and the great-grandchildren I hope all of you have," Clinton said.

Is *Bubba pimping for Algore's propaganda film? Sure sounds like it...

13 posted on 05/20/2006 1:54:34 PM PDT by Libloather (As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools...)
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To: Sub-Driver

He obviously needs a monica.


17 posted on 05/20/2006 1:57:34 PM PDT by gotribe (It's not a religion.)
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Former President Bill Clinton said on Saturday global warming is a greater threat to the future than terrorism and that the United States and other countries must "get off our butts" and do something about it.

Keep talking Bill ..

Losing Bin Laden : How Bill Clinton's Failures Unleashed Global Terror


20 posted on 05/20/2006 1:58:16 PM PDT by Mo1 (DEMOCRATS: A CULTURE OF TREASON)
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Off our butts and on our knees.


24 posted on 05/20/2006 2:04:25 PM PDT by Publius
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Bill Clinton is right, for a change. I got off my butt and went outside. Lo and behold, I stopped warming.


25 posted on 05/20/2006 2:10:13 PM PDT by Seamoth (Hemocyanin, chlorophyll, and hemoglobin.)
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"Clinton says we 'must get off our butts' . . .

after rolling out of his neighbors' bed at 11:00 AM.


26 posted on 05/20/2006 2:12:24 PM PDT by tumblindice
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"global warming is a greater threat to the future than terrorism"


Did you hear Global Warming hijacked a plane and slammed it into a building full of people in New York? And after that moved to Iran where it is on the brink of developing nuclear weapons to take over the world and make everyone follow its own peculiar brand of Islam? Oh I guess not.


28 posted on 05/20/2006 2:20:07 PM PDT by adgirl
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GO to China and preach...Klinton.


29 posted on 05/20/2006 2:21:31 PM PDT by Dallas59
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Former President Bill Clinton said on Saturday global warming is a greater threat to the future than terrorism and that the United States and other countries must "get off our butts" and do something about it.

*SPIT-TAKE*

Blech! Did he say what I think he said? Sorry, Bubba, but I find Al-Zarqawi to be a tad more threatening than the Tooth Fairy.

30 posted on 05/20/2006 2:21:33 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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