[patton]

Wait - did a postal worker just tell me that contractors suck?

Did someone have a laser transit?

How can you tell the postal worker moved?

Oh, I know - the flag is at half staff.

[muawiyah]

Seems we have someone here who hates window and distribution clerks.

I think I'll call my buddies still on the job and tell them that it's "No more stamps for Patton".