I don't care if what I say amuses you.
The fact remains the articles I've mentioned I've posted, as has hedgetrimmer, calcowgirl, and numerous others, and additional articles besides. That you choose to feign ignorance of them is not my issue, problem, or fault.
I'm not ignorant that they exist. I am just aware that they DO NOT say what you claim they do, and you can't provide any support to prove otherwise. I have little doubt, that if you could...you would.