Actually, I already do shave my noggin. I was always a fan of Daddy Warbucks.
I told my nieces I was aiming for Mr. Clean...and they screamed in unison..."Uncle Fester!"
Those youtes of today...a real mystery!
To not accept this "new" paradigm means you MUST dismiss all the factors adding up. If they don't add up to "this", then to what and to where can it otherwise lead?