[Heatseeker]

I agree it's the beer. I always feel healthier when I'm drinking.

[FostersExport]

Scientific proof beer is good for you:

1) Americans eat more
2) The English smoke more
3) Americans take less holiday
4) The English watch soccer instead of American Football / Baseball / Basketball
5) The English drink more beer

2 counteracts 1. No way is watching the England football team good for your health so 4 counteracts 3.

Leaving 5 – ergo, beer is good for you.