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Am I just paranoid or do walls at the borders pretty well keep us serfs fenced in here also? Not that I care to leave now, but, if things changed, my future kid might be penned in with a fence my tax dollars put up. I guess I'm just paranoid.

Keeping those hard working Hispanics out is going to require a good fence something they can't cut with bolt cutters, burn, smash with a ram, scale, or dig under. It'll take a lot more than the fence that usually keeps the crazy neighbor dog out of your backyard. Thank God that Canadians look like us (White) and we don't need any fence or troops up guarding that border!

The preceding paragraphs may be satirical and/or sarcastic. But I can see how Libs could play on our "white guilt" and say that we're racist if we only build a fence to the south and don't also try to hassle the Hosers to AFFIRM to the Mexicans that we're just as afraid of those honkey canooks coming down here in droves and not speaking AMERICAN 'eh! Maybe we could compromise and just build a frogfence around Quebec for the sake of us and the other Canadians! Perhaps, as the president reminded us, we could contract some of those hard working Mexicans who are so good at manual labor to build it for us?

Help me here people we need some good Ideas!

I wonder if I'll get booted for making fun of Canadians, as fast as I previously got booted for satirically delineating the kinds of diversity that a black person claimed existed at an all black college. Perhaps this time if I violate free-republic's code of racially correct speech I can get on some type of amnesty program where I pay a penalty instead of just sneaking back on under a new Identity.

Hey it's OK folks. Some of my best friends are Canadian. Even though I suspect that they don't really feel pain like we do. How else could they stand it when it gets sooo cold?