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To: Barbarian6

If I were President...

I would have called a press conference to answer the letter.
I would have put Ahmadinejad's invitation to Islam on the ground and stomped on it with both feet.
I would then have had a tank run over it in the Rose Garden one page at a time.
Then I would have peeled it off the treads and sprinkled it with pig lard and feces and set it on fire.
Then I would have put the ashes back in its envelope marked "Return to Sender", along with an engraved invitation to Gitmo.


20 posted on 05/14/2006 12:08:56 AM PDT by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (Give Them Liberty Or Give Them Death! - IT'S ISLAM, STUPID! - Islam Delenda Est! - Rumble thee forth)
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To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide

You forgot - all the while chanting "Allah FUBAR". Might also want to repay the invitation by inviting them to a pig pickin.


24 posted on 05/14/2006 9:12:26 PM PDT by USMCPOP (Proud father - USMC LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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