It's "The People's Really Swell Republic of Massachusetts".
I just got back from Boston: home to tens of thousands of spoiled mega-narcissistic dopey college girls, the astonishingly crooked Big Dig, drunken Kennedys, BS Artist extrodianire John Kerry, and a variety of other democrat party thieves who endlessly loot the tax rolls.
Add "and guys with Birkenstocks and gray ponytails" and you've described the land that I'll soon be fleeing perfectly.