Personally, I much prefer mango chutney, so I'm with you. But cavemen with bruised egos seem to like their roast duck with mango salsa, instead.
You can tell the duck-ordering caveman is the *cooler* of the two by his shades he's wearing, pushed up on top of his head. The no-appetite caveman appears to be overly sensitive, so it's surprising he is "still around." He also seems to hold grudges.
Meanwhile, Don Quixote, Lord of La Mancha, is eyeing a condo on South Padre and has Sancho Panza scouting out the best "rooms with a view" of the windfarm.