I say when he dies we take his body, drench it in pig's blood, burn it, and flush his ashes down the toilet.
Instead of wasting good pork and risk clogging the plumbing, why don't we just
say we drenched his body in pigs blood and flushed in down the toilet, while just unceremoniously chucking his corpse into a dumpster.
I don't think anyone really believes that mumbojumbo about pigs being "unclean", I know I don't.