And the press release ought to thank him for all the cooperation in helping round up other A.Q. members and state that his release was negotiated such that he agreed to drop a dime on other AQ's. Then drop him off in Pakistan.
Can he receive packages? I'd like to send him 40 lbs of pork sausage links and posters of Porky Pig and a bright pink piggy bank! Oh, and when he goes out for his exercise I think a plane flying over with a ad for Oscar Meyer Bacon every day would be enjoyable for him don't you think?