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"I'm sitting here wondering just when Arlen Specter became the most important man in the world."

Ditto.

My translation of Fox News Sunday:

Arlen: Blahblahblahblah. [thinks: I'm going to keep being a pain in GWB's Presidential butt until he realizes once and for all that he shouldn't make ANY move in this Government without getting my approval!]
Smilin' Joe: Blahblahblahblah. [thinks: I'm gonna save Iraq! Not George Bush! ME!]
Arlen: [thinks: Good grief, Smilin' Joe, where'd you steal THAT idea from, heh, heh, heh.]
Smillin' Joe: [thinks: Whew. At least you don't look like Nosferatu anymore, Arlen. Say, do you think we can get them to pick up the tab for driving us to the studio this morning?]
Chris Wallace: So, Gentlemen, you all agree that the world is a shambles, and George W. Bush is at fault, am I correct?
Arlen: Unless I'm permitted to run things - and, yes, Chris, I had BETTER be on that committee...
Smilin' Joe: Ha. You can run things, but I'M gonna be the policy maker. That'll get me in the history books! So there!
Chris: Well, there's another fair and balanced debate, and remember you saw it right here on the Fox News Channel...