[Rte66]

But surely he will now remember to wear his jammies under his street clothes, so he can whip that outer layer off in the event of an Ambienesia crisis. Velcro might help with the regular clothes for quick removal.

[IrishRainy]

You have no idea what it's like to live with the horror of....Ambien. Pleaaassee don't make fun of Patches unless you've walked a mile in his shoes.

See, that eeevvvil drug not only put him in a dddeeeep sleep, it also managed to (shudder) CHANGE him from his jammies into his street clothes before FORCING him to get into his car and....well, you know the rest.

Now, can we stop focusing on Patches and start looking into the #1 cause of most of our problems today in America?

We need to hold hearings on the dangers of - Ambien!