The Most Dangerous Foods (to eat while driving)

yahoo ^ | May 2,2006

[microgood]

The most dangerous? How about any food! Only an idiot would eat while driving.

I think you mean that idiots should not eat while driving. The rest of us that have sufficient IQs and motor skills can.

[hispanarepublicana]

Lobster is missing from that list. 'nuff said.

[stands2reason]

I was surprised burritos didn't make the list as well.


Any sandwich with chopped lettuce is a bad idea.

[MadelineZapeezda]

Candy apple/caramel apple

[El Conservador]

Some mornings I eat a Steak, cheese and Egg bagel from Mickey D's with OJ... I haven't crashed... yet. :P

[Ole Okie]

"My spicy Hyannisport ambien, phenergan and olive shish kabobs came in number 11."

There's got to be some ingreediments missing. Patches is going to rehab because of addiction to prescription pain medicine. Neither Ambien or phenergan OR olive shish kabobs fall in that category, so something else needs to be added. Shaken, not stirred.

Well, I guess a bunch of martinis with olives sorta kills pain but it ain't prescription medicine.

[Right Wing Assault]

Here's my list:

1) banana

Also 2) spaghetti, 3) steak, 4) fish and chips, 5) pancakes, 6) hot soup, 7) peas, 8) lobster, 9) clams, 10) frostie from Wendy's

[nuconvert]

;~ )

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Regular hamburgers are okay, as long as they're not piled high with a bunch of crap. Ditto a sandwich, under the same conditions. Beer is okay as long as you don't overdo it. A nice brew and a plain sausage sandwich from 7-11 are my favorites for cruising the backroads, listening to Renaissance music on my MP3 player.

[tet68]

Just try cracking crab legs and dipping them in drawn butter
while driving......that one should win an olympic prize!

Actually I didn't do that my girlfriend did, we kind of
fed each other as I drove (in a scene very much like the dinner in "Tom Jones".)fortunately we soon pulled off
the road.....

[Centurion2000]

Even more dangerous food to try and eat while driving.

Lobster
Crab
Oysters
Spaghetti/Linguini
Veal Parmesian
Enchiladas
Cereal and milk

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Also, do not have sex while driving, unless you are wearing a condom.

[AmishDude]

What about salad?

[rmlew]

How about an extra dry martini?
Only when shaken.

[RandallFlagg]

LOL!!

[tet68]

That's right kids, remember, one of you IS the designated
driver!

[nuconvert]

Have you actually eaten all those things while driving?

[SteveMcKing]

I believe these are simply based on totals - ie. completely misleading numbers.

If they cared to tell us "accidents per mile" while eating these foods, then coffee would surely rank near the very bottom. (Coffee is very well packaged and fits neatly in a cup-holder, compared to tacos for example.)

It would be like claiming that wearing a paper bag over your head while driving isn't dangerous, because no accidents have been reported while a driver was doing that.

[nuconvert]

Salad is a tough one.

[MediaMole]

Fondue is another difficult one. That little can of Sterno really hurts when it spills in your lap.