... that is release him from a moving aircraft at 15,000 feet without a parachute, somewhere with a chance that he might be impaled on the Eiffel Tower.
But that's just me.
..."from a moving aircraft at 15,000 feet without a parachute, somewhere with a chance that he might be impaled on the Eiffel Tower."
Hmm. I like your idea. Might I add that the spire on the Eiffel Tower be covered in pig fat?
Cheers - Dinah