Good one.
That site is screaming for a parody.
I realize after viewing it, that this is a case where life imitates art (in this case, parody). It really needs no parody parallel site.
"Are you born to run? Head out on the Highway with the CPC leather jacket. This dark brown leather jacket is embossed with the Clinton Presidential Center on the back. Born in the USA! Our CPC jacket is made in the USA. "