Another job I had in college was in a foundry that broke down big pieces of scrap metal -- car engines, wire, etc. -- into little pieces for smelting. Noisy, dirty, dangerous and toxic as hell -- it was paradise compared to roofing.
I've gotten the hint - you hate roofing :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't blame you in the least bit. My husband hates it as well - he did it in Texas and Arizona......Delaware, and now Virginia are not quite as bad.