Why do you think I didn't do the roof job? LOL
My neighbor did his roof last summer. He tried to save money by not paying for the shingles to be delivered "TO THE ROOF". His son-in-law damn near killed himself carrying the bundles up the ladder. But he saved a buck and a half a bundle.
I did roofing one summer in college. It was the worst, hardest work I'd ever done. Never again. Not only was the actual work itself back breaking, but the crews are populated by morons who were so stoned it's a wonder nobody was killed through their carelessness. Plus, the tar gets under your nails, in your hair, everywhere. Horrible stuff.