[Howlin]

My grandmother always said that if you have to tell somebody how important you, you're probably not.

I think you're as nasty as they come.

Well, as I have told you many times before, I learned at the knee of a pro: you.

[M. Thatcher]

My grandmother always said that if you have to tell somebody how important you, you're probably not.

Your grandmother needs better grammar.

I dare you to quote anything I ever said about my "importance."

You're lying about me. < / Howlin debating point #1,2,3...)