[Argus]

And Airstrip One will be even safer. Thank you Big Brother for our happy life!

[akorahil]

Hey watch it mister!
We're at war with Eurasia you know...In fact, I can't recall when we HAVEN'T been at war with Eurasia...

From the article: 'We are primarily looking into gun-carrying behaviour

behavior? Uh oh, our friends across the pond may get nicked because of concealed gun behavior?

Bobbie-You! You are under arrest!
Royal Subject#2241-8541b- Me?! What did I do.
Bobbie- You are being under arrest with the charge of "suspicious behavior of being viewed with a crappy 2MP camera from 40 meters away by someone making minimum wage who THINKS you are acting as if you have a concealed weapon...maybe".

Very serious charge, come with me...