Geez Louise. You and the poster with the "Can South Carolina ban boots?" ought to get together and form the "Inane Question Club".
Dildos, drugs, guns, boots, BBQ, -- they're all just articles of property, bobbie boy.
Geez Louise, you prohibitionists ought to get together and form the "Insane Comparison Club".
Sounds like a new campaign slogan has been born. You gonna be the poster boy, totin' all that gear?