Bill would make sale of sex toys illegal in South Carolina

AP ^ | 4/23/6 | Seanna Adcox

[PatrickHenry]

I can barely control my old manual model.

You should have learned by now that the thing also works on automatic.

[robertpaulsen]

"Suppose the eating of Barbecue were made a felony."

Geez Louise. You and the poster with the "Can South Carolina ban boots?" ought to get together and form the "Inane Question Club".

[robertpaulsen]

"Your idea of allowing the citizens to decide is to tell them what they cannot do in their own bedroom."

Are they selling dildos out of their bedroom?

[sissyjane]

OMG--ROTFL!!

[OldEagle]

How have they defined sex toy?

[Junior]

Indeed. What if the people of South Carolina decided it was perfectly permissable to make owning an SUV illegal? According to Mr. Paulsen there, it would be within their rights.

[RipSawyer]

Suppose the eating of Barbecue were made a felony."
Geez Louise. You and the poster with the "Can South Carolina ban boots?" ought to get together and form the "Inane Question Club".

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Obviously you must belong to the "Insane Stetement Club"!

[Junior]

It's not an inane question. If the state can outlaw something like owning sex toys, which affects no one and cases no problems, then they can outlaw anything. If you cannot see this, then you are blinded by your own parochial wants and desires.

[RipSawyer]

Obviously you must belong to the "Insane Stetement Club"!

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By the way, a "stetement" is indistinguishable from a statement in all respects other than spelling.

[tpaine]

RipSawyer:
"Suppose the eating of Barbecue were made a felony."

Geez Louise. You and the poster with the "Can South Carolina ban boots?" ought to get together and form the "Inane Question Club".

Dildos, drugs, guns, boots, BBQ, -- they're all just articles of property, bobbie boy.
Geez Louise, you prohibitionists ought to get together and form the "Insane Comparison Club".

[Junior]

Then it should be all right should the good ladies of South Carolina rely on locally-produced models?

[PatrickHenry]

Dildos, drugs, guns, boots, BBQ

Sounds like a new campaign slogan has been born. You gonna be the poster boy, totin' all that gear?

[PatrickHenry]

the good ladies of South Carolina

I understand your dependence on these devices. If I lived up north, with those Yankee women, I guess I'd have to get me one of those blow-up dolls.

[Drango]

We don't need any of your battery-assisted contrivances down here.

Yeah you do. Besides we import 'em from china. There are no domestic dildos anymore.

[Junior]

I live in Alabama. Of course, that is north of where you live, what with being down there in Florida with all them Yankees.

[halfright]

Only 7 posts in and already a like minded Freeper.....I was gonna read them all and ask if they were gonna throw a sex toy tax on cucumbers :-)

Let me go read the rest.....

[tpaine]

PatrickHenry wrote;

Sounds like a new campaign slogan has been born. You gonna be the poster boy, totin' all that gear?

I rarely leave the house without it.

Some, of course, I've made into dual function objects, in order to save pocket space.

[PatrickHenry]

I live in Alabama. Of course, that is north of where you live, what with being down there in Florida with all them Yankees.

Yeah, we got all kinds of people in Florida. It's to be expected, when we're the 4th highest in population. And I suppose some of them are packing dildos. Whatcha gonna do?

[TommyDale]

Bump

[tpaine]

Drango wrote:

There are no domestic dildos anymore.

Not true. -- I have a deluxe hand carved [ironwood] model available at only $99.95 post paid. [see my freepmail ad]