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Brilliant! Tenth planet turns out to be a shiner
Science News ^ | April 15, 2006 | Ron Cowen

Posted on 04/19/2006 4:50:42 PM PDT by neverdem

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XENA FILES. The distant sun shines on Xena, often called the 10th planet, in this illustration. Inset: The Hubble Space Telescope image that revealed Xena's size for the first time.
A. Schaller, NASA, ESA; (Inset) Brown, NASA, ESA
1 posted on 04/19/2006 4:50:45 PM PDT by neverdem
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To: neverdem

Xena may be a shiner but Xenu is, of course invisible.


2 posted on 04/19/2006 4:53:52 PM PDT by gondramB (You can always tell the pioneers by the arrows in their backs - Country music saying)
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To: Xenalyte

Congrats. You're a planet.


3 posted on 04/19/2006 5:01:11 PM PDT by JennysCool (Liberals don't care what you do, as long as it's mandatory.)
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To: neverdem

4 posted on 04/19/2006 5:02:26 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq)
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To: gondramB

*snrk*


5 posted on 04/19/2006 5:03:08 PM PDT by null and void (Pay no attention to the imam behind the curtain...)
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To: KevinDavis

PING


6 posted on 04/19/2006 5:05:44 PM PDT by SunTzuWu (Hans Delbruck - Scientist and Saint.)
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To: King Prout; KevinDavis

ping


7 posted on 04/19/2006 5:06:09 PM PDT by neverdem (May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows that you're dead.)
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To: neverdem
Every time I read about the planet "Xena" I want to hunt down and punch the idiot who named it.
8 posted on 04/19/2006 5:07:47 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (The MSM is a hate group and we are the object of their disdain.)
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To: neverdem

Shiny!


9 posted on 04/19/2006 5:08:55 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill)
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To: neverdem
In one, a jet of methane leaks continuously from Xena.

Sounds like a few friends of mine...maybe they should name this planet in honor of them.

10 posted on 04/19/2006 5:09:59 PM PDT by NittanyLion
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To: neverdem

I belched a little methane last night....


11 posted on 04/19/2006 5:24:58 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population. Have them spayed or neutered. ©)
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To: NittanyLion

"In one, a jet of methane leaks continuously from Xena."

Maybe they're mistaking it for Uranus...


12 posted on 04/19/2006 5:36:08 PM PDT by aquila48
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13 posted on 04/19/2006 6:01:07 PM PDT by mikrofon (Pint-sized planet)
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To: neverdem

Lord John Whorfin: Where-a are we going?
Red Lectroids: Planet Ten!
Lord John Whorfin: When?
Red Lectroids: Real soon!

14 posted on 04/19/2006 6:34:42 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Colossians 4:5)
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To: RightWhale; Brett66; xrp; gdc314; anymouse; NonZeroSum; jimkress; discostu; The_Victor; ...

15 posted on 04/19/2006 6:40:21 PM PDT by KevinDavis (http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
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To: neverdem

What is the albedo of fresh snow? It's bright, but it isn't 100%.


16 posted on 04/19/2006 6:47:44 PM PDT by RightWhale (Off touch and out of base)
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To: RightWhale
Weren't space craft always made of this stuff ~ duraluminum or similar shiny material?
17 posted on 04/19/2006 6:51:26 PM PDT by muawiyah (-)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"...Shiny!..."

The reason for the reflectivity is readily apparent. The inhabitants of Xena all wear aluminum foil around their heads to keep out the emanations.

For a long while, since it was too cold to fish, they watched ABC and CBS. Then, about 2 decades ago, ashen-faced and crestfallen, they all began to spontaneously buy up and adorn their craniums with the highly reflective foil.

We don't know why... we can only speculate. There were many job openings, but they didn't want to do them, and could no longer attract illegal aliens to do so.

"Too effing cold," an Andrusian was heard to remark as he passed them by. "I'm drawn to LA, instead".

18 posted on 04/19/2006 6:54:32 PM PDT by pickrell (Old dog, new trick...sort of)
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To: muawiyah

Yeah, but they are very colorful, which means they aren't reflecting 100% of everything. Lots of purple stuff and lots of gold stuff.


19 posted on 04/19/2006 6:59:36 PM PDT by RightWhale (Off touch and out of base)
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To: RightWhale

Oh, yeah, the purple stuff. Forgot that.


20 posted on 04/19/2006 7:03:12 PM PDT by muawiyah (-)
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