Posted on 04/18/2006 11:30:08 AM PDT by Quilla
Think of all the time and energy spent going after Gates and Microsoft, instead of Al Quada.
Hillary Clinton has a book out! I know all of you must be racing to not read it, but I'll save you the trouble and not read it for you. Here's what I didn't find out from the book:
* Exactly how many people she estimated her universal health plan would kill.
* That Chelsea Clinton was played by a child actor.
* Whether she shot Vince Foster execution style or gangsta style.
* What are the exact details of her pact with Satan.
* How entrenched into our government is her lesbian conspiracy.
* Whether her banshee-like scream can cause people's heads to explode just like if she were a Scanner.
* Whether regular bullets can kill her or do you need to use silver ones.
* That every time she lies, her thighs grow larger.
* How many genetic scientists did she kidnap to make flying monkeys for her.
* For what purpose does she like to drink the blood of small children.
* Who would win in a fight between her and Aquaman.
* That the only thing that actually surprised her when she heard about the Monica Lewinksy affair is that her husband had relations with a "dirty Jew".
* She's not a natural blond.
Some Hillary quotes i've archived over the years:
"I just don't have any memory of that." Hillary Clinton (When that Watkins memo showed up revealing that she had ordered the Travel Office firings.)
"I just wish we'd relax. Sex has been around a really long time. And we're here because of it. So it's an important part of who we are and how we live." Hillary Clinton
"And I know there is a collective sigh of relief when people like me leave." Hillary Clinton
"I'm a big believer in tipping. We should support working people." Hillary Clinton – who did not pay for her meal nor leave a tip for waitress Trish Trupo, a single mother who earns $2.90 an hour before tips.
"I can't go out and save every undercapitalized entrepreneur in America." Hillary Clinton, in response to criticisms that her nationalized health care plan might bankrupt small business owners.
"We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society." Hillary Clinton, 1993
"The stories come and go, and I stay the same." Hillary Clinton
"Sometimes I read about myself and I say, 'Ooo, I don't like her at all.'" Hillary Clinton
"I am married to the greatest political person of our generation." Hillary Clinton
"I think the President has to stand for what he stood for. He has to stick to his principles." Hillary Clinton
"No, I did not remember that profit." Hillary Clinton ($4300 in one-day trades)
"I do not remember any of those details." Hillary Clinton (when asked to explain the $4300)
"The great story here for anybody willing to find it and write about it and explain it, is this vast right-wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against my husband since the day he announced for president." Hillary Clinton
"Impeachment does not have to be for criminal offenses, but only for a 'course of conduct' that, while not particularly criminal, might be of such a nature that it destroys trust, discourages allegiance, and demands action by the Congress." Hillary Rodham
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." Hillary Clinton
"The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not." Hillary R. Clinton, 1992.
"Many of you are well enough off that the tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Senator Hillary Clinton, June 28, 2004
"I don't know anything about health care" comment made to the press at the start of the first meeting of the panel to write the bill for universal heath care.
"I have never met anyone who is pro-abortion. Being pro-choice is not being pro-abortion." -- First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton to NARAL, January 22, 1999
"I do."
I've often considered that Bill and Hillary were Jack and Jackie stripped of all veneer.
10. "It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-Qaida in particular."
(Hillary telling a post-9/11 world what a great commander in chief her husband was; Dateline, NBC 4/16/2004.)
"I've often considered that Bill and Hillary were Jack and Jackie stripped of all veneer."
Your giving the Kennedys more credit than they deserve.
Hillary and Bill sailed through Yale law: pass/fail.
Not right on point, but algore is said to have walked into Monticello, saw a bust of Washington and Jefferson and asked, "Who are those guys?"
Dims: the "brightest kids in the class", if you believe the MSM.
I remember, in the first year of the Clinton administration, Hillary saying, "It isn't my job to take care of all of these undercapitalized entrepreneurs."
That comment infuriated me.
First, it wasn't her job. No one elected her. (But you can rest assured that wasn't what she meant!)
Secondly, it is the so-called 'undercapitalized entreprenuers' who are the driving force behind American prosperity.
And if they're undercapitalized, it is mainly because of the stupid self-defeating politicies of a bunch of socialists like Hillary Clinton.
"I'm not some little woman standing by her man like Tammy Wynette."
"I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas."
Good post to be reminded what a despicable human being she is.
"WHERE ARE MY OREOS??? WHOEVER TOOK MY OREOS IS A DEAD MAN!!!!"
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