"May 1 is my birthday. The Marxists can go suck eggs; I plan on buying massive quantities of food, drink and cake."
May 1st is my daughter's birthday as well - she turns three - so we will be shopping that day, and buying not-so-massive quantities of food, drink, and cake. lol.
Well, Happy Birthday to your little one!
You might want to reconsider the massive quantities part though, at least about the cake. Cake and three year olds are a match made in Heaven. ;-)