What's up with having to "register a party"? This is nuts.
Yep, we have to register parties. Basically, if there are more people in your house than there are members, you have to register it with the Center for Greek Life at least a week in advance. We are only allowed 5 "registered" parties a semester. Yep, this is what happens when parents decide to sue fraternities for their own child's poor choices.