You know what always amuses me? You get sent to a domestic, the woman's nose is swollen up like a tomato and blood running down her face. When you ask her what happened she says her dear hubby bashed her in the mush and she wants him locked up.
You ask Killer why he bashed his woman in the mush and he says "The bitch had it comin'".
So, she signs the domestic violence affidavit and you start cuffing him up.
Next thing you know she's juming on your back hitting you and screaming "don't take him to jail, I love him."
Then you ask the silly question "Well, why did you sign the affidavit?" And she tells you that she just wanted us to scare him.
Ain't love grand?