[JeffAtlanta]

Who eats lettuce?

LOL - I'm willing to give it up if it will help the problem.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

In all seriousness though, this really does confound me.

This idiotic punditocracy keeps regurgitating the same cliched talking points and expects us to ingest them without question.

Well, if we don't import 20+ million illegals, then we won't be able to buy cheap produce.

I don't eat vegetables!

Never have, never will.

That schmuck who's mayor of my city-not with my vote, mind you-well, if we don't allow 20+ million illegal aliens to gain citizenship, then how will we play golf?

I don't play golf, and never have!

Nor do I have any particular desire to play it, even though a golf course is located less than 12 blocks from my house.

What planet are these cretins living on?