How about we catapult Hillary into a universe ruled by socialists? That way, she'd be happy (if she won the Jello-wrestling competition with the native version of Hillary for the position of Grand High Dictator), and so would we.
Can't we take Hillary and Bill back in time and rearrange things so Monica Lewinsky makes an unsuccessful pass at George H.W. Bush and Rick Lazio is the junior Senator from New York? Or so that Bill Clinton is nothing but a barfly in Podunk, Arkansas, with 3 teeth, a single wide and a 1974 Ford F100? Or so that Hillary Rodham is just making her husband and kids insane instead of the whole country.
Dare to dream.