[PatrickHenry]

I know, I know ... you already read this tomorrow.

[calljack]

As soon as the first time traveler comes back and tells me how build it, I can get the dang thing invented already.
I am going to start it tomorrow and have it finished by yesterday. Wow, that was easy.

[redheadtoo]

, Mallett calculates that the possibility of time travel using this method could be verified within a decade

I love predictions about the inventions of tomorrow. Now excuse me please, I'm going for a ride in my flying car.

[Marie]

btt

[Vaquero]

Hmmmm I have to remember what my father told me on my wedding day "If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything"

[Vaquero]

can't go back in time.....that would be a pair-of-ducks

[Bubba_Leroy]

All you need is a DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display. You can pick up all the necessary time travel equipment here.

Or you could try e-mailing a parts list to 100 million or so addresses. http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,60141,00.html

[Mark Felton]

"About physicists, well, we lie a lot. We don't mean to, but we do." -- Dr Sylvester Gates, physicist, author of supersymmettry theories

[SunkenCiv]

Message from a Time Traveler
Dan Simmons - Official Web Site | April 1, 2006 | Dan Simmons
Posted on 04/06/2006 7:33:24 AM EDT by Mr170IQ
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1610142/posts

"'You were a philosophy major or minor at that podunk little college you went to long ago,' said the Time Traveler. 'Do you remember what Category Error is?'

"It rang a bell. But I was too irritated at hearing my alma mater being called a 'podunk little college' to be able to concentrate fully.

"'I’ll tell you what it is,' said the Time Traveler. 'In philosophy and formal logic, and it has its equivalents in science and business management, Category Error is the term for having stated or defined a problem so poorly that it becomes impossible to solve that problem, through dialectic or any other means.'"