It's April first you (expletive deleted), any other day and I might just believe you, then you announce that you don't have any control when it comes to FR, so what else is new? Such a ZOT would be a waste of the precious pussies power. I would suggest rather than this silly zotopus, you take a hammer to your keyboard and mouse, thus saving the computer for when you return, which of course will be a few moments from now. I've got money on it.
You said it, I thought it.