WWFSMD?
To: peyton randolph
April Fool!
Let me be the first one to say that.
LOL
2 posted on
04/01/2006 12:51:57 AM PST by
FairOpinion
(Dem Foreign Policy: SURRENDER to our enemies. Real conservatives don't help Dems get elected.)
To: peyton randolph
A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality. Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling. But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.
Lazarus Long
4 posted on
04/01/2006 12:57:03 AM PST by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO")
To: peyton randolph
Until it said "Biblical" I believed it.
7 posted on
04/01/2006 1:02:09 AM PST by
NapkinUser
(Secure our borders, no amnesty.)
To: peyton randolph
If you would have said Kansas, I might have believed you!
8 posted on
04/01/2006 1:02:28 AM PST by
shuckmaster
(An oak tree is an acorns way of making more acorns)
To: peyton randolph
It's about time. It'll make my life easier.
10 posted on
04/01/2006 1:05:50 AM PST by
burzum
(A single reprimand does more for a man of intelligence than a hundred lashes for a fool.--Prov 17:10)
To: peyton randolph
This is a misinterpretation of the actual text. The vessel the bible describes is shaped like a lilly - it has a wider mouth than body. The bible gives the diameter of the opening and the circumference of the vessel. It is measuring two separate circles.
12 posted on
04/01/2006 1:10:56 AM PST by
Raycpa
To: peyton randolph
In other news, hearings continue in the Senate Science and Technology Committee on the Gravity Reduction Act of 2006....
13 posted on
04/01/2006 1:22:26 AM PST by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: peyton randolph
Little-known fact that Archimedes was a huge 'Bama fan.
Roll Tide!
To: peyton randolph
you can download superPI from
here :P thats one long number! :)
To: peyton randolph
Everyone knows that Pi are square.
16 posted on
04/01/2006 1:42:41 AM PST by
meyer
(Dems are stuck on stupid. Al Gore invented stupid.)
To: peyton randolph
I think I'm going to stay away from FreeRepublic today.
23 posted on
04/01/2006 4:49:00 AM PST by
stevio
(Red-Blooded Crunchy Con, American Male (NRA))
To: peyton randolph
Reminds me of the old Justin Wilson joke...
Man sends his son down to dat LUS University (LSU) to get a degree in math. Kid comes home and his dad asks, "spoke sumthin' to me you learnt at dat skool".
"Yess pa pa, Pie are Square"
Dad goes off like a bottle rocket... "Tru away all dat muny on yo skoolin'. Any fool know dat Pie are Round, Cornbread are Square"!
LLS
24 posted on
04/01/2006 5:01:41 AM PST by
LibLieSlayer
(Preserve America... kill terrorists... destroy dims!)
To: peyton randolph
IIRC, an Indiana skool board voted to do this sometime in the early 1900's.
26 posted on
04/01/2006 5:48:35 AM PST by
CPOSharky
(They don't even like each other.)
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