[Lady Jag]

seems to me you'd have figured out by now to start moaning at the slightest sensation of pressure, and really screaming a coupla turns later

I and almost every other woman has tried that and it doesn't work.   Nurse technicians do this every day and are too thick-skinned to tolerate any whining.   In similar situations, you'd commiserate.

[MozartLover]

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!

[HiJinx]

There's a sad joke there about wishing for more...